me

makes a friend

is as socially awkward as possible

i need to stop talking about the bald eagle

Happy Birthday to my very very best friend Zuchii!

zuchii:

If you ever wonder why I never talk here it’s cause I use a different blog to talk, and it’s total crap, I mean it’s wonderful

lol what you talking about it’s beautiful

each word echoes quietly……i read words from it in my rituals every night. Candles and all. did you know it was tradition

OK OK I’M DONE LOL 

Me as Kirby with Mario battling it out with Bowser! 


AHHHH!

I DROPPED MY EARPHONES IN BARBECUE SAUCE


LIFE IS OVER

Homestuck Title Test

zuchii:

carcinogeneticist:

winterbat:

thepageofhopes:

Who doesn’t want to know the Homestuck Title they would have in the game? 

This is something I’ve been creating for a long time, and finally got to a place where I feel like the test is pretty solid. 

The Test is 3 parts long.

Your title is based off your enneagram type and wing. You can take the test here(first test/button): http://www.eclecticenergies.com/enneagram/test.php

When looking at your results, it is the first result in the form #w#, rather than Type #. 

However, if you already know your enneagram type and wing, you can skip taking the test!

The Titles are as follows (6 are non-canon):

1w9- Agent 1w2- Heir 

2w1- Maid/Usher 2w3- Idol

3w2- Prince/Noble 3w4- Thief

4w3- Page 4w5- Poet

5w4- Seer 5w6- Mage

6w5- Knight 6w7- Witch/Shaman

7w6- Bard 7w8- Rogue

8w7- Chief 8w9- Sage

9w8- Sylph/Zephyr 9w1- Priest

The next part of the test is determining what level you are in your enneagram type. 

Go to http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/ and click on the number that corresponds with the FIRST number from your title.

For example, I got 4w3, the Page, so I’d click the link to 4- The Individualist.

Scroll down to the ‘levels’ and choose which one sounds like what level you are at.

I am level 3. 

The last part of the test is your Aspect, based on the cattell 16 factor test here: http://similarminds.com/cattell-16-factor.html

Here’s where things get a bit complicated.

After taking the test, look at your highest and lowest factors. If you get a tie between highs or lows, scroll down and decide which high score/low score corresponds to you best.

If your highest/lowest factors do NOT include Tension or Anxiety, then your aspect works as follows:

If you were level 1-4, your aspect responds to your highest factor.

If you were level 5-9, your aspect responds to your lowest factor.

HOWEVER, Tension and Anxiety work differently.

If you are level 1-4, then if your Tension/Anxiety is your LOWEST factor, then that is the factor your aspect corresponds to. If Tension/Anxiety is your highest, take your 2nd highest.

If you are level 5-9, then if your Tension/Anxiety is your HIGHEST factor, then that is the factor your aspect corresponds to.  If Tension/Anxiety is your lowest, take your 2nd lowest.

The aspects are as follows (4 are non-canon):

Warmth - Light /  Intellect - Mind 

Emotional Stability - Blood / Aggressiveness - Blaze

Liveliness - Life / Dutifulness - Form

Social Assertiveness - Breath / Sensitivity - Heart

Paranoia - Keys / Abstractness - Space

Introversion - Void / Anxiety - Doom

Open-mindedness - Hope / Independence - Time

Perfectionism - Zen / Tension - Rage

So, since I scored highest on Open-mindedness, I am the Hero of Hope.

After finishing the test, I am the Page of Hope! (Jake’s Title yay!)

So what does all this MEAN?

Kanaya remarked that the titles were meant to CHALLENGE. The game of Sburb is all about growing up and becoming the best you can be. 

What do the Titles mean?

The titles represent what you need to learn through the game.

Agents need to work to bring change and to set a good example for others

Heirs need to learn to communicate and organize and work with others to get things done.

Maids/Ushers need to take care of others, even if they go un-noticed. 

Idols need to learn to share their talents without getting caught up in self-importance or narcissism.

Princes/Nobles need to learn to become less image focused and less narcissistic.

Thieves need to learn to trust others and become less image focused.

Pages need to learn to get out of the background and showcase themselves.

Poets need to learn to focus and expand/utilize their creativity.

Seers need to learn to utilize their intuition to guide others.

Mages need to learn to realize their skills and not get caught up in self-deprecation.

Knights need to learn to stand by their friends and remove the mask they put on for others. 

Witches/Shamans need to learn to inspire and motivate, as well as stay optimistic.

Bards need to learn how to spread mirth and help others enjoy life.

Rogues need to learn control and independence.

Chiefs need to learn to channel their aggressive nature productively and to coordinate others.

Sages need to learn to calm their aggression into silent power and wisdom

Sylphs/Zephyrs need to learn to take care of others with their inner strength and power.

Priests need to learn to balance between others and teach others.

Well, where do the aspects tie in then?

Well, the game gives you the tools to best learn what you need to learn!

For levels 1-4, it means utilizing what you are best at. i.e., Feferi, the Witch of Life utilizes her high liveliness to motivate others and stay optimistic. 

For levels 5-9, it means growing in an area that you need more of. i.e, Tavros, the Page of Breath needed to get out of Vriska’s shadow and come into his own by growing more bold and standing up to her. 

Other examples-

Eridan, the Prince of Hope needed to be more open-minded to the changes happening, like how the hemospectrum became obsolete. If he had done this, and become less narcissistic, he would’ve been able to better handle the challenges the game presented him with. 

Dave, the Knight of Time, needs more independence (Terezi mentions this a couple of times) so he can better stand by his friends and eventually remove his ‘aloof cool-kid’ mask. 

Now go! Reblog what your title is! I’m quite curious to see which ones are common!

Hopefully, this gives you stuff to think about! Enneagram and the 16 factors are interesting to look into!

Want to learn more about your enneagram type/wing?

http://www.allpersonality.com/index.php/type-descriptions/ 

idol of light ?n?

seer of space

danke moirail for helpin’ me work out this weirdly-formatted post

Knight of Life YES YES GOOD

hey hey keelsey you should do thiiiis~~8)

Poet of Heart WOOP WOOP

→ The Corruption Test

zuchii:

mynameismad:

rongi:

everking:

kaymurph:

sarahfu:

clarri:

verticalvest:

kreedkafer:

64, average.

8.

34: You barely make our scale.

107… YwY sob

1……………

4

AHAHA cries

2………

39!

HOW DOES HAVING A SERIOUS BOYFRIEND MAKE ME CORRUPT??? >:U

3??? oh man I’m such a baby

APPROACHING NORMAL - 58

Yeah like sex drugs and alcohol mean ‘normal’ xD

hey kels

zuchii:

FRUIT PARTY FRUIT PARTY FRUIT RIGHT SIDED PARTY

wow this SUCKS LOL it shouldn’t have taken that long to make that

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

My left speaker

zuchii:

payaka:

zuchii:

payaka:

zuchii:

payaka:

RIP ):

it’s like i’m deaf in one ear lol

oh nooo! what are you going to do?8U cause those were pretty expensive huh?

i’ll have a right sided party!

but i have no idea i might ask someone to look at it.

I was trying to unscrew some of the screws, but there was like 5 billion, and it was like “DO NOT OPEN UP! ELECTRIC SHOCK! ” yeah how about i not touch it LOL

Right sided party JUST LIKE MY MOM ooohhh, no really shes deaf in her left ear yea

dkfjs omg yea lets NOT do that, have you told your parents yet?

HER LEFT SPEAKER WILL ALWAYS BE GONE D8

but yeah. told my mom

not much of an accomplishment
“Oh that sucks” LOL

Maybe I’ll get speakers for Christmas like a pimp

Aw now thats just sad

yes, I’LL BE WAITING, also I was thinking the fruit we named ourselves after are pretty gross LOL what were we thinking

here HAVE SOME ZUCCHINIS

OH I LOLD

I WAS LIKE WTF IS THIS

oh here you go by the way
PAPAYAS